F*ckoffee: Because Murder Is Wrong Funny Coffee Mug

Coffee as a public safety measure.

This glossy white ceramic mug says it plainly: “F*CKOFFEE: BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG.” Bold, crisp lettering and a comfortable C-handle bring a little dry humor to the first sip of the day. It holds a classic 11oz cup. Microwave- and dishwasher-safe, it’s made for daily coffee breaks, office desks, sleepy commutes, and anyone who prefers their caffeine before small talk.

Product features

• Durable white ceramic with a glossy finish
• Bold design printed in vibrant, crisp colors
• 11oz (0.33L) size
• Comfortable C-handle for easy everyday use
• Microwave- and dishwasher-safe; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions

• Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap